Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Junji Ito's Sensor-y overload - Manga Review

With recent collected volumes of Junji Ito’s work Venus in the Blind Spot and Remina showcasing his science fiction endeavours over traditional fright works, one would be forgiven for thinking that the mangaka has changed direction of late.

However, galactic terror has always been prevelant in some small creeping way in Ito’s work dating back to Uzumaki. Yet there’s no denying that Junji Ito’s lifelong love of Lovecraft has been running rampant these last few years. Viz Signature’s 2019 anthology Sensor is the ultimate pinnacle of that admiration and inspiration.

While there may be more things in heaven and earth than in my dreamt philosophy, with Sensor, Junji Ito has eschewed earthly horrors and is focusing solely on heaven’s.

Originally titled Travelogue of the Succubus, Sensor starts off with a striking young woman, Kyoko Byakuya, alone at the foot of the dormant volcano Mount Sengoku.

Surrounded by masses of ethereal floating strands of golden volcanic debris known as “Angel Hair” (also referred to outside the manga as “Pele’s Hair”, after the Hawaiian volcano goddess) Kyoko is approached by a mysterious man. This stranger not only knows her name, but claims that he and his fellow villagers of Kiyomi have been awaiting her arrival.

Despite Kyoko being evidently weirded out by this man’s bizarre claims, she can’t ignore that she herself is unsure why she was “drawn” to this desolate region.

Acquiescing to the man’s request, Kyoko visits the archaic and Angel Hair laden village of Kiyomi, meets the star gazing locals and inadvertently starts an interstellar chain of colossally, cosmically devastating events.

Not content with just spinning a yarn about a space based apocalypse, Sensor evolves into a genre defying manga.

From UFOs, ESP, Akashic records, astral projection, pre-destiny, time travel, immaculately detailed historical period piece chapters about the 16th century Shogunate’s persecution of Christianity practising Japanese all the way to stalkers, the damned souls of suicide victims and an intrepid reporter hot on the heels of a scoop bigger than the unvierse.

While oftentimes confusing and disappointing, this is quintessentially Ito, yet Ito outside the box.

Content wise, Sensor is indeed a sensory overload. Not every plotline pays off and certain concepts were too high-falutin for this astrologically challenged ignoramus to fully follow (to the detriment of my overall enjoyment). I’d feel confident that other readers might share my opinion.

I say that from a science point of view and not from a storytelling point of view. Two story arcs in Sensor were exquisitely thought-provoking and world class examples of Ito’s literary mastery.

The aforementioned historical time travel chapter “Light and Dark” depicting in grim detail the tragic fates of the poor Christian Kiyomi villagers after they are discovered by the perverse guards of the Christian hating Shogunate is fascinating. It’s also all the more poignant and down-right shocking as it is a scenario lifted directly from real life.

Battle at Bishagaura” is a harrowing ordeal for the reader. The cliffs of Bishaguara are a suicide hotspot and it’s certainly hotting up. Despite suffering an infestation of grotesque, pulsating bugs, amiable local cafe workers endeavour to dissuade visitors to the notorious cliffs from carrying out their darkest thoughts. However, akin to the conversational taboo that is suicide, some things - and bugs - just become too damn hard to ignore.

While no one can fault Junji Ito’s stunning, and at times sickening, art work, I feel the art is far too sanitized in Sensor. Ito is known for his unique, dark, cross hatched hand drawn style manga, in this it’s almost completely absent and even the most violent of visuals feels watered down.

This dilution trickles down to the flimsy character development. Coupled with the confusing scientific jargon, there wasn’t enough there to make me emotionally invest in the characters and their ordeals or, honestly? Care. At. all.

Overall, Sensor provides a scrappy, plodding enjoyment with body horror imagery that is technically “out there” but at the same time textbook Ito. Ito’s own lacklustre ambivalence towards his own book is tangible in the anthology’s afterword.

I adore Junji Ito and appreciate that he’s a creator who keeps striving for new ways to completely ruin your peace with the world around you (everything is a malevolent sentient villain sent to destroy mankind!!!) but I do much prefer his more grounded, slice-of-life horrors.

That being said, as it is about the angels triumphing over an evil force in the name of Christianity, and a lovely star in the sky - Sensor is useful fodder for reviewers looking for a Christmas blog post.

Feliz Navidad.

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Thursday, December 31, 2020

Japan Does Christmas - an "Itsudatte My Santa!" Review.

How many weird festive holiday rituals do you personally hold dear and adhere to every year? Humans by nature are creatures of habit and slaves to tradition. Regardless of your religion or beliefs, there's no denying that December is a month entrenched in traditions, habits, rituals and ceremony. One such tradition for me, Straight Outta Kanto, is my annual viewing of the anime adaptation of Ken Akamatus's short manga "Itsudatte My Santa!".

Fellow old school manga and anime nerds will know Ken Akamatsu as the creator of legendary harem comedy Love Hina. In 1997 Ken drew a short one-shot manga for Shonen Magazine "Itsudatte My Santa!" This was later adapted into an anime OVA in Japan, 2005. Released in the west in 2007. 

We all know that Japan has some of the most eccentric and endearingly bizarre interpretations of the Christian holiday of "Christmas." Traditional turkey and ham!? No! KFC dominates the season with millions of Japanese families chowing down every yule to a bucket of chicken wings. Who cares about Valentine's Day!? December 24th is the hottest date night for young Japanese couples. And who can forget about our lord and saviour Santa Claus, nailed to a literal cross in department store windows across Tokyo!? Holiday visual merchandising... crucifixion style. 

I personally feel that My Santa is the most gloriously weird snap shot of Christmas-meets-Japan. Imagine It's a Wonderful Life crammed into A Christmas Carol but with more Big Titty Magical Girls from the North Pole.

My Santa centres around a dispirited young man on Christmas Eve in Tokyo. Our down-hearted hero is alone, once again, shunned by family and friends on this festive night - which also doubles as his birthday. For dear young hero's birthday is in fact December 24th. In honour of such a Christmassy birth date, his (now absent) parents decided to call their child... Santa!

So here we are, December 24th and young Santa is depressed that he's all on his ownio. Cue his Guardian Angel, or rather, Guardian Santa Mai - a flat-chested but large spirited Santa in Training from the Santa School in the North Pole come to Earth to give boy Santa hope and joy this holiday. (Yes. That is more Santas than a police line-up from Hell.) 

Hilarious misunderstandings, public "pervert!" embarrassments, slap-stick whimsy, a stuffed reindeer named Pedro and an uproarious run in with a Yakuza boss and his now smashed Christmas Cake ensue. In true holiday special fashion, by the end of the episode boy Santa has learned the true meaning of Christmas, the importance of family and the value of friendship. There's even a little cherry blossom of love blooming between Santa and Mai. 

Does the old saying that every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings still hold true here? Like Hell it does! Every time a bell rings a Santa in Training gets her titties! Brace your eyes for an absolutely bonkers Magical Girl Sexy Santa transformation at the end.

The "Ittsudatte My Santa!" OVA DVD even comes complete with a second Summer Beach Special episode. Sexy Santas at the beach. Oh Japan. Never change. 

56 minutes of my life every Christmas Eve is dedicated to this weird little gem, purely because it reminds me that life and its traditions are not to be taken so seriously. Life is for living and laughing and the one thing "Ittsudatte My Santa!" will make you do is laugh.

Happy Christmas and New Year from Straight Outta Kanto.



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Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Santa Paws - Christmas Pet Advice

Here at Straight Outta Kanto it's not just Pokémon we care about – it's all little monsters, pocket or pet! Here's a few extra bonus tips and tricks I discovered while writing my “Pets Love Christmas” features for Ireland’s Christmas FM radio station in 2019.

Deck The Paws:

When decking those halls, check first what's on the naughty list! Items such as poinsettia plants, tinsel, and sharp pointy baubles should be kept away from curious little paws.

However, Christmas roses, traditional paper chains and shatter proof ornaments are animal friendly alternatives!

And while you may not want to see Mommy kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe, artificial mistletoe is kinder to the environment and less hazardous to your pets for when you get merry this Christmas.

Holiday Hams:

Don't know what to get your hamster for the holidays?

An environmentally friendly gift for all small animals are cardboard tubes and boxes filled with sugar free yoghurt drops and light tissue. Build a small sand bath out of lollipop sticks and some card or string some unwanted festive socks as hanging hammocks in their cage!

This ensures no one gets left out of unwrapping presents this Christmas

Festive Fatties:

Christmas may be a time for giving – but careful not to give too much to the cat and dog when they come begging for a share in the pudding and mince pies! Light snacks made from animal safe ingredients baked in festive moulds and shapes mean your pet can join in the feasting – but not need to join a gym!

Rover Roasting on an Open Fire...

Make sure the heat's not too hot to handle for your pets this Yuletide!

When roasting chestnuts on an open fire always ensure a fire guard is in place on any holiday hearth and animals are not left unsupervised.

The same applies for candles! A classic centrepiece for festive displays – pet friendly alternatives are synthetic battery operated candles.

And while fairy-lights add a twinkling magic to any Christmas tree, those little bulbs and wires should be banished to the naughty list when tiny teeth are around!

Animal Advent:

Advent Calendars are a great excuse for a sneaky bit of chocolate – I mean CHEER, in the mornings! A purrfect way to include your pet in a nibble this Nollaig is to make your own animal friendly advent calendar.

Take an old cereal box and cut out 24 little windows. Fill the box with soft tissue then place a healthy, animal safe treat behind each window.

This is ideal for animals with a restricted diet or fussy tastes.

Encourage your pet to open the Advent Calendar windows with their paws – let them entertain themselves – and the family.

Hoppin' Around The Christmas Wheek:

Do you prefer rabbits to reindeer? Guinea Pigs over the Grinch?

One way to keep your family fur-balls hoppin' around the Christmas tree this year is with some home-made presents that are kind to your pocket – and the planet.

Cut out the bottom of an old cylindrical pop-up laundry basket, lay it on its side – and you've got a DIY bunny tunnel for hours of fun.

Old card board tubes stuffed with hay provide environmentally friendly feeders and boredom breakers.

Want to feed your pets and entertain your guests at the dinner table? A small twine washing line between table legs with fresh lettuce leaves pegged on make for an unforgettable dining experience!

Chilly Willy:

The weather outside may be frightful, but that doesn't mean winter can't be delightful! Wrapping up like a Christmas present isn't just for humans – your pets need to stay warm too!

Keep all beds, cages and tanks out of cold, draughty areas. Animal safe heat pads and lamps in and around your pet's sleeping area is a hot idea for chilly nights!

And, if you want to keep your pets as cosy as a pair of fluffy socks on a snowy day, cutting up and re-purposing old Christmas jumpers and pyjamas is a cost-effective, and fashionable, way to provide extra blankets and bedding for your four-legged loved ones.

Winter Wildlife:

Want to ensure we can all keep walking in a winter wonderland? Helping out your local wildlife in a few small ways this season can ensure that everyone big and small can have a Merry Christmas.

Leave undisturbed wild areas in your garden. Piles of leaves and grass can make the perfect nest for animals to hibernate, hide and rest in.

Food for birds is scarce in winter so providing a range of seeds, fresh unsalted peanuts and table scraps such as apples, pears and cheese, dried meal worms and wax worms will really spread good cheer to our feathered friends!

Clean water and food will encourage any local hedgehogs to return regularly. Minced meat, fresh liver, tinned dog food and scrambled eggs are all a little hoggy's holiday favourite

Paupers can Pamper Too:

Being brilliant on a budget can be a challenge at Christmas! However, home made DIY presents mean you can pamper your pets without being a pauper.

For cats and dogs, old clean socks filled with either their favourite cat nip or squeaky toy can be a handy stocking filler. Some strong rope wrapped around a small plank of wood can be a low-budget cat scratcher while a hollowed out tennis ball filled with treats can make any doggie smile.

For heart felt festive ornaments, take an imprint of your pet's paw in some non-toxic air-dry modelling clay and then decorate the imprint with glitter and ribbons once it's dried. Another crafty family favourite is to take an old photograph of you and your pet and create a decorative frame out of card!

Binge Babies:

Twas' the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... except maybe... the dog!?

The festive season is the perfect excuse for scrapping the usual day-to-day life and indulging in long, lazy nights in front of the T.V. with a good old box set – but try telling that to your pets!

While we may enjoy a break from the norm, it's still important to ensure your pet maintains its daily routine to prevent any seasonal anxiety or stress. Turn walking the dog into a fun family activity. Make sure meal times stay the same.

And, if your home is about to filled with returning friends and family from afar, ensure your pet has a quiet safe space to relax away from the hustle and bustle while introducing them to any new guests one at a time at the pet's pace.


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